Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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