yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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