So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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