Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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