I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize