my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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