their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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