I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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