Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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