I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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