taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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