I want to stick my p in your. b.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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