The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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