Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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