that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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