i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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