When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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