Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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