when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.