he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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