I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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