belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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