She announced her abortion via fbk
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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