I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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