so explain again why im purple
no
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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