How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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