Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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