wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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