Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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