I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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