trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
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I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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