I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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