I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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