Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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