Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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