I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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