well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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