I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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