Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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