My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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