32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
