Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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