Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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