What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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