The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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