Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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