just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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