States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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