Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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