How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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