is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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