I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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