Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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