...so i touched it.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i wish my penis had a tongue
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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