Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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