there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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